A play for lockdown (I wrote this way back in April 2020. It needed someone with the technical skills to create it, but the moment has passed, now. Still, it kind of works) All scenes take place within a screen … Continue reading Unsocial Distance
The blank page is about 192mm wide by about a million light years long. The blank slate is a tabula rasa, your life little girl is an open book which men will want to write on. Right on. The blanks … Continue reading The Blank Page
A: You can say all you want about him, what I say is this: Donald Trump isn’t all bad. B: No, you’re right there. He isn’t all bad. A: I mean – he’s probably not the finest human being. B: … Continue reading Trump’s absolutely fine
In a fair world, a heart surgeon and a burger flipper should be paid the same. No one has a right to more money simply because of their skills. In a fair world, all houses should be the same size, … Continue reading Fairness
If you would be happy to explain the nature of the difficulties that you appear to be experiencing with your VKK matter transportation unit then I would be overjoyed to do everything that is at all within my power to bend over backwards to assist you with it. Continue reading Online assistance
My love for my husband died the day small parts of him began exploding in bed. I remember the first occasion vividly. It was his right big toe-nail I believe, though of course I didn’t realise that at the time. … Continue reading Small parts
Upgoer 5 is a description of a Saturn 5 rocket created by xkcd.com artist Randall Munroe. See here: For this, he uses a vocabulary that consists of no more than ‘ten hundred’ words. The following piece uses no more than … Continue reading Brexit – Upgoer 5
UNWIN: Eunace, I have decided. I want a divorce. EUNACE: Are you serious? UNWIN: I’m not sure. EUNACE: What? UNWIN: What do you mean, what? EUNACE: You want a divorce, but you’re not sure? UNWIN: Well, I’m 52 percent sure. … Continue reading Leaving Eunace
3D printing is all the rage, isn’t it? Haven’t you heard? What it does is, it’s like an inkjet printer, which works by squirting tiny blobs of ink at a piece of paper to, you know, print things, except that … Continue reading Things
A Socratic dialogue Simplicius: Wilt thou comest with me unto yon demonstration upon Saturday hence, good Sophilia? Sophilia: Wherefore are the people demonstrating, Simplicius? Si: Sooth, they are going to kick Cameron’s butt into ye middle of nexte weeke. So: … Continue reading Pink
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