Burkini Fuss

PC LePlanc:        Excuse me madam, I’ve had reports that you may be wearing a bra. Is this correct? Allouette:           I beg your pardon? PC LePlanc:        A bra, or brassiere, as I believe they may be called. It’s an undergarment, commonly … Continue reading Burkini Fuss


It didn’t really need the Virgin video footage disproving his claim that there was nowhere to sit on a Virgin Train from London to Newcastle to prove him a humbug, if you didn’t already suspect that. All that was necessary was to ponder these two sentences: ‘Is it fair that I should upgrade my ticket whilst others who might not be able to afford such a luxury should have to sit on the floor? It’s their money I would be spending after all.’ Continue reading Floored