Mummy, who is Donald Trump?

A:          Mummy, who’s Donald Trump? B:           Oh dear… A:          Is he like Donald Duck? B:           Well, not quite… A:          Like Donald Duck, but a trump instead of a duck. B:           You know we don’t say ‘trump’ darling, we say ‘popple’. … Continue reading Mummy, who is Donald Trump?

Leaving Eunace

UNWIN:              Eunace, I have decided. I want a divorce. EUNACE:             Are you serious? UNWIN:              I’m not sure. EUNACE:             What? UNWIN:              What do you mean, what? EUNACE:             You want a divorce, but you’re not sure? UNWIN:              Well, I’m 52 percent sure. … Continue reading Leaving Eunace