A play for lockdown (I wrote this way back in April 2020. It needed someone with the technical skills to create it, but the moment has passed, now. Still, it kind of works) All scenes take place within a screen … Continue reading Unsocial Distance
Scene One The Eighteenth Century. A grubby London street. A SWEEP enters, pushing a broom. DAWKINS, a ragamuffin beggar child watches. Dawkins: Spare a copper for a poor beggar boy, sir! Sweep: A copper? Me? You’ve got the wrong … Continue reading Sweeping Saga
Despite all appearances to the contrary, you, and me as well, aren’t actually the binary numbers you think us to be, but are in fact just ordinary base 10 numbers… Continue reading Non-binary
A: You can say all you want about him, what I say is this: Donald Trump isn’t all bad. B: No, you’re right there. He isn’t all bad. A: I mean – he’s probably not the finest human being. B: … Continue reading Trump’s absolutely fine
In a fair world, a heart surgeon and a burger flipper should be paid the same. No one has a right to more money simply because of their skills. In a fair world, all houses should be the same size, … Continue reading Fairness
If you would be happy to explain the nature of the difficulties that you appear to be experiencing with your VKK matter transportation unit then I would be overjoyed to do everything that is at all within my power to bend over backwards to assist you with it. Continue reading Online assistance
Responses to a recent photo-shoot: Phwoar! That Emma Watson’s got her tits out! No, she hasn’t ‘got her tits out’. ‘Got her tits out’ along with the associated chant ‘Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits … Continue reading Emma
A: Mummy, who’s Donald Trump? B: Oh dear… A: Is he like Donald Duck? B: Well, not quite… A: Like Donald Duck, but a trump instead of a duck. B: You know we don’t say ‘trump’ darling, we say ‘popple’. … Continue reading Mummy, who is Donald Trump?
Confusius: I hear they’ve let that Rolf Harris go, then. Exasperus: Let him go? Confusius: You know. After all them sexual assaults he done. They’ve let him go. Exasperus: Why did they let him go? Confusius: ‘Cos his barrister got … Continue reading Rolf revisited
Scenario: You got a job. It’s a good job. It has a house that goes with it. You live in it rent free. You get paid well. You’re glad you get paid well. You don’t know quite what it is … Continue reading Palace
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