A: Mummy, who’s Donald Trump? B: Oh dear… A: Is he like Donald Duck? B: Well, not quite… A: Like Donald Duck, but a trump instead of a duck. B: You know we don’t say ‘trump’ darling, we say ‘popple’. … Continue reading Mummy, who is Donald Trump?
Confusius: I hear they’ve let that Rolf Harris go, then. Exasperus: Let him go? Confusius: You know. After all them sexual assaults he done. They’ve let him go. Exasperus: Why did they let him go? Confusius: ‘Cos his barrister got … Continue reading Rolf revisited
We’re getting used to these nights now. There could be a referendum on whether everyone in Britain should have a red hot poker up their arse, and all the polls could show not a single person wanted a red hot … Continue reading Democracy 2.0