Burkini Fuss

PC LePlanc:        Excuse me madam, I’ve had reports that you may be wearing a bra. Is this correct? Allouette:           I beg your pardon? PC LePlanc:        A bra, or brassiere, as I believe they may be called. It’s an undergarment, commonly … Continue reading Burkini Fuss

Leaving Eunace

UNWIN:              Eunace, I have decided. I want a divorce. EUNACE:             Are you serious? UNWIN:              I’m not sure. EUNACE:             What? UNWIN:              What do you mean, what? EUNACE:             You want a divorce, but you’re not sure? UNWIN:              Well, I’m 52 percent sure. … Continue reading Leaving Eunace