It didn’t really need the Virgin video footage disproving his claim that there was nowhere to sit on a Virgin Train from London to Newcastle to prove him a humbug, if you didn’t already suspect that. All that was necessary was to ponder these two sentences: ‘Is it fair that I should upgrade my ticket whilst others who might not be able to afford such a luxury should have to sit on the floor? It’s their money I would be spending after all.’ Continue reading Floored

Leaving Eunace

UNWIN:              Eunace, I have decided. I want a divorce. EUNACE:             Are you serious? UNWIN:              I’m not sure. EUNACE:             What? UNWIN:              What do you mean, what? EUNACE:             You want a divorce, but you’re not sure? UNWIN:              Well, I’m 52 percent sure. … Continue reading Leaving Eunace